imdonegivingup:

smittimjc:

I refuse to blur this mans name, because this is beautiful

THATS “OBESITY?”

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me-la-pelas:

wallflowerspowers:

Not many things get to me, but this did.

Hmm, probably not.

me-la-pelas:

wallflowerspowers:

Not many things get to me, but this did.

Hmm, probably not.

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gazzymouse:

arrafrost:

littlejehan:

I bet Clint was on a mission.

I bet halfway through he called for his extraction and his handler didn’t answer.

I bet he was stranded for days behind enemy lines with no backup and no way of reaching Nat.

I bet he finally crawled his way to somewhere with some kind of electricity and stole enough money to call someone only to find out that number after number was no longer in service.

I bet he finally went through every number and caved and called Tony.

I bet Tony, in his own way, was relieved to hear he wasn’t dead in the remains of HQ and was cracking ‘showing up 15min late’ jokes.

I bet he personally rushes there in his private jet and finds Clint covered in bruises and cuts and with fractured bones and almost hysterical because no one is reachable and there’s always /someone/

Tony having to gently break it to Clint that things went fucking tits up and that Steve and tasha were ok but SHIELD was fucked and that was probably a good thing

Clint having to redefine himself for the second time in two years because things keep tearing everything he knows apart.

first of all how dare you

*whispers* And Clint thinks Fury is dead *vanishes*

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americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: Britain thinks its special

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Source: cumber-bitches

fuckyeahjosswhedon:

THIS Happened.

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Source: fuckyeahjosswhedon

detectivelestrvde:

ask-fira:

harrysthefather:

tony-can-pierce-my-veil:

gettin-nakie-outside:

witchyroses:

kickthebuttstickz:

fantasticallyshantastic:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

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HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

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Follow my lead, people!

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Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

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Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

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Huh? What is this?

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YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

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Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

I wonder what mine do…

MYGOD

IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE

I love this post so much

why is thor wearing a thor shirt

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exquisitliltart:

fitsterbitster:

bluedogeyes:

Jillian Michaels, Shape Magazine

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Shape magazine getting racy with naked Jillian

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racethewind10:

magicmumu:

infinitefandoms:

strangerinsidethetardis:

fairgroundsoldier:

i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

#we all read better fanfiction

#we all WRITE better fanfiction

#And we all can tell the difference between BDSM and nonconsensual abuse (swanqueenistruelove)

bless this post

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minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

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Source: minicanada

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Source: lifehackable

zellah4:

OMFG

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Source: sizvideos

dopedev:

Electric shock suicide

dopedev:

Electric shock suicide

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relahvant:

so my friend got a fish

relahvant:

so my friend got a fish

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Source: relahvant

pleatedjeans:

The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From the Tree (20 Pics)

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