I refuse to blur this mans name, because this is beautiful
(via imaginationexpert)Source: smittirvb
I bet Clint was on a mission.
I bet halfway through he called for his extraction and his handler didn’t answer.
I bet he was stranded for days behind enemy lines with no backup and no way of reaching Nat.
I bet he finally crawled his way to somewhere with some kind of electricity and stole enough money to call someone only to find out that number after number was no longer in service.
I bet he finally went through every number and caved and called Tony.
I bet Tony, in his own way, was relieved to hear he wasn’t dead in the remains of HQ and was cracking ‘showing up 15min late’ jokes.
I bet he personally rushes there in his private jet and finds Clint covered in bruises and cuts and with fractured bones and almost hysterical because no one is reachable and there’s always /someone/
Tony having to gently break it to Clint that things went fucking tits up and that Steve and tasha were ok but SHIELD was fucked and that was probably a good thing
Clint having to redefine himself for the second time in two years because things keep tearing everything he knows apart.
first of all how dare you*whispers* And Clint thinks Fury is dead *vanishes*
(via rosieposiepuddingnpie)Source: littlejehan
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: Britain thinks its special
(via myevilregal)Source: cumber-bitches
Calm your tits! D:!
i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!
Follow my lead, people!
Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’
Then everything will be fine.
You dumb females. This is obviously fake.
Huh? What is this?
YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support
I wonder what mine do…
IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE
I love this post so much
why is thor wearing a thor shirt
(via dnotive)Source: ollivander
i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey
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